Ya. Munch on this Teen Choice Awards!!!

Slappin you in the face with the Neal Squared Summer Awards!!!!

Best TV show: Chopped. Also wins the award for the best show ever. Competitive cooking that's not stupid and far less complex than the most "over everyone's head" show in the world, Iron Chef

Best newly acquired website account: TWITTER!!!! What up world of stuff that I don't care about! i.e. Justin Bieber woke up sooooooo late this morning!

Most mini timeouts taken in a single sand volleyball game: Cory Romine....every time we play him.

Best umbrella which I got for free: The umbrella I got for free

Most missed pair of lost socks: The short gray socks I wore with my Nikes then lost the next day

Worst 15 minutes of a summer movie: The end of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Best summer movie: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Most KO stars acquired on Super Smash Bros. Melee in one night: 101 by Jar

Biggest Bounce: Tie, Jar goes Vegas Line on Ty and Cody. Jor goes to spiketown on Ty's face, bounces into the baseball field.

Best summer cereal: Cinnamon Toast Crunch

Best sister: Capie

Best Mom: Moppy

Best Dad: Dappy

Best sand partner: Tie. Jorpy and Jarpy

Fattest animal: Tat

Best summer ever: Summer 2011

Alright people read it and wep.